Dear King,

I think your a real jerk because you always boss people around. If I had a chance to be next to I will try to assassinate you by poisoning you or something. If you try to kill me I would escape before you kill me . I will also set a trap if you come near me and I promise you I will use my brain real good enough to get away. I hate you and I think you are a jerk I don't even like socializing with you.